Lt. Colonel Dhoni!
Team India captain MS Dhoni has been given the honorary Lt. Colonel ranking by the Indian army!
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Rs 25,000 for hockey Champions!
Rs 25,000 per player was announced for the Asian Champion Indian hockey team, shocking the sports fans!
Salman rules the box office!
Salman Khan rules Bollywood box office from his hospital bed in US as his movie Bodyguard creates a new record with the collections!
Ranbir Kapoor milked cows
Ranbir Kapoor was made to milk cows during the shooting of the movie Rockstar, to get him a feel of Jat life!
Will Big B visit Amar Singh?
Everyone is wondering, where is Amitabh Bachchan when his ‘bade bhaiyya’ Amar Singh is locked up in Tihar jail!
Saif buys marriage ring?
Saif Ali Khan has reportedly ordered a marriage ring for Kareena, speculating the marriage soon.
Boozing horse!
A MAN in western attire went into a bar and asked for 30 martinis in a bucket. “What? Why would you want so many martinis?” questioned the bartender. “My horse likes them,” replied the cowboy, “and he’s tied to a parking meter out front dying of thirst. I want to surprise him.” So the bartender [...]
Drunk Husbands
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, I shut off the engine and coast into the garage, [...]
Shitty Soup!
In a restaurant, an old waiter brought a plate of consommé to a customer with soaking his thumb in the soup. The customer held his tongue. Then the waiter brought a steak with soaking his thumb in the gravy sauce. The customer kept on silent with tolerance. Last of all, the waiter brought ice cream [...]
Skinny Dipping
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one very hot day. They were sweating profusely by the time they came upon a small lake with a sandy beach. Since it was a secluded spot, they left all their clothes on a big log, ran down the beach to the lake and [...]
Chicken Launcher
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with air borne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the [...]
Mind your language…
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a Frenchman, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, “Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of [...]
Priyanka milks a buffalo!
Priyanka Chopra tweeted her experience of milking a buffalo and spending a night at a remotest village with no electricity in Rajasthan, as a part of Greenathon!
Yana goes topless!
Panty-less girl Yana Gupta goes topless for a magazine!
The Shakespeare Effect
A young lad and his mother were walking down the street when suddenly the boy yelled out excitedly, “Mother, Mother, Look at that bowlegged man!” His mother immediately hushed him, explaining it was not polite to make fun of bowlegged people. The next day the same thing happened. “Look mother, there’s that bowlegged man!” The [...]
A Bus Driver!
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like, “If my Mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I would be a little rooster,” the bus driver said shut up! Still the boy went on… “If my Mom was a female [...]
Vanishing Cream
During a dinner party, the hosts’ two little children entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept the conversation going. The guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening. After going all the way around [...]
Safe Sex in Olden Times
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around. Teen says, “Grandpa, they didn’t have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases [...]
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing next to him [...]
What is Adolescence ?
The teacher had just finished reading a story to the Fifth-grade class. She decided to check the student’s knowledge of some of the vocabulary that had been used. “Who knows what the word ‘adolescent’ means?” she asked. Out of the entire class of 30, not one child raised a hand. After a few more silent [...]
