Sardar ji tuwanu kaddi kisay naal pyar nai
Sardar ji tuwanu kaddi kisay naal pyar nai hoya ?Yar hoya tay hai lekin 0 mandi hi naiBus ena kendi ae “I LOVE U”Pata nai Ullu da Patha “U” kon ae
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sardar1: yaar tum ne teeth pe
sardar1: yaar tum ne teeth pe blue ink kyon lagai hui hai? sardar2: oye pagal! aaj kal blue tooth ka zamana hai na
Sardar looked himself in mirror and said
Sardar looked himself in mirror and said: Is ko kahain dekha hai. Then he said: Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai :p
Wife mere iraday baray neek hain
Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain. Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?
Train mai ek husband apni wife say
Train mai ek husband apni wife say: “tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon.” “dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon” Samnay wala passenger bola: “bhao bhao”
A sardar was running with
A sardar was running with his pregnant wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, “O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,” Pernam singh replied, “assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.”
Sardar ji to his friend
Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ….. Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.
1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se
1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha. Ye dekh kr ek SRDAR hans hans kr lotpot hogya or kehne lga: “ek Rasi ko le janay k lye do do truck…!
Practical exam, and legs test
In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
Todays dinner should be lite
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”
