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Promising young man should go into politics

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

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Dil Main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto “Dard-e-bhutto” “Dard-e-bhutto” Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere “”Dard-e-Bhutto”” “”Dard-e-Bhutto”” ha koi muqabla karne wala

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Considering his achievements of

Considering his achievements of creating shortage of wheat gas power sugar water Musharaf has been given the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

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Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

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The most cruel & wicked guy on earth

Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

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Duk De Gulu Ba Gulza

Duk de gulu ba gulzar v ze ba ne yam Pe guluno ba bahar v ze ba ne yam Yawa warz ba da jahan rapase gure Pe ma khawore ba ambar v ze ba ne yam Nan zama pe her khawahish bande inkar kre Sta pe shundo ba iqrar v ze ba ne yam Yawa [...]

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Teacher Pathan Syb

Teacher Pathan Sy: Qatil kisay kehtay hain? Pathan: Pata nahi..? Teacher: Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay…? Pathan: “ZARDARI”

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bush on 14122008b

Bush on 14-12-2008 Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December…. The Lethal “10 Number kay jootay” Now he says “America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be”… At the end he said, Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say

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