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16 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

The Real Thinker

In the men’s room at work, the boss placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it, “THINK!” The next day, when he went to the men’s room, he looked at the sign and right below it, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read, [...]

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15 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Salman makes Asin eat insects!

Salman Khan challenged Asin to eat insects during the shooting in Bangkok, which she took and ate an insect!

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15 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Mallika’s bikini tantrums!

Mallika Sherawat refused to show the lower part of her body in a bikini scene during the shooting of Double Dhamaal!

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15 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Vidya Balan in bikini?

After Sonakshi Sinha’s morphed bikini photo, Vidya Balan’s bikini photo appeared in a men’s magazine!

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15 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

640 condoms used at CWG daily

Now the numbers reveal that 640 condoms were used every day at Commonwealth Games village over eleven days!

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15 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Shilpa’s low Waist saree!

BJP govt in Karnataka didn’t invite Shilpa Shetty for the World Kannada Summit because some people said she wears her saree below the navel!

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15 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Kat’s first kiss is back with Boom

Katrina Kaif’s first kiss, with Gulshan Grover in Boom will be back as Boom will be re-released on the DVDs, without removing the kissing scene!

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15 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Nityananda had sex with 15 women

Nityanand Swamy who was caught on camera with actress Ranjitha admits to having had sex with 15 women devotees including Ranjitha

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15 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Ash to do intimate scenes!

Rejected by Kareena for the intimate scenes, Aishwarya Rai agrees to do Madhur Bhandarkar’s Heroine!

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08 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Real Friends

A young honeymoon couple was touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes. “Gosh!” exclaimed the new bride. “You certainly have a dangerous job. Don’t you ever get bitten by the [...]

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08 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Breastfeeding on a Plane

During a commercial airline flight a Navy Chief was seated next to a young mother with a baby in arms. When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing her infant as discreetly as possible. The Chief pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to [...]

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08 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Taming the Lion

Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.” The other replies, “That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about no lion taming.” “Yes I do!” “Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?” “I’ll take that big [...]

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08 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Travel Companions

Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they’re airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a low voice, “Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons.” After a few minutes the man in the [...]

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08 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

The Fortune

Tim was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most [...]

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08 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Customs Declaration

A young woman on a flight from Mexico asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course, what may I do for you?” the priest replied. “Well, I bought an expensive hair dryer for my mother’s birthday. It’s unopened and over my customs limits. I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there [...]

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21 February 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Tour De France brings you

Tour De France brings you fame and laurels and de-Tour De France, death!

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21 February 2011 ~ 0 Comments

For once you can’t accuse

For once you can’t accuse them of shedding crocodile tears

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21 February 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Here’s Flintstones Fire alarm…

Here’s Flintstones Fire alarm…

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21 February 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Was it the sex scandal or the new PGA

Was it the sex scandal or the new PGA which made Tiger Woods change his mind about golf?

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21 February 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Police is facing a strange hi-tech problem

Police is facing a strange hi-tech problem with the juvenile offenders to which they have no answer. Take a look.

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