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13 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

MubaRak Ho AapKo XaMs Ka TehVaaR

Papers ki Roti. Notes ka Achaar. Tube Light ki Kirne. Questions ki Bahar. Teachers ki Dushmani. Dostoo ka Pyaar.. MubaRak Ho AapKo XaMs Ka TehVaaR

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01 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

special offer

Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home. Hurry offer valid until exams only….

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01 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

exams song by munna

EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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01 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

xams are therebr

Xams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

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01 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

if all pakiz strt st

If All Pakiz Strt Studyin & All Get Good Marks But, Jobs r Limitd den More Unemploymnt More Youth More Suicides More Crime ”SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING” ;->

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01 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

beauty brbrfresh

Beauty Freshness Dreams Truth Imagination Feeling Faith Trust This Shud Be The Beginning Of The New Semester :->

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01 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

behind every success

Behind every successful student, there is one Girl feirnd.. But wht about a failed student..?? …. … .. . . . ? ?? ??? A Beautiful Teacher..!!

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01 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

yahoooooo

Yahoooooo… ….! . Exams ki $aari taiyaari ho gayi . (‘;’) . . . Pen pencil scale eraser sab taiyar hai AB BUS.. padhna baki hai

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01 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

wo murr murr ke hume

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay thay or hum Unhain Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume

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01 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Agar tum kisee paper

Agar Tum Kisee Paper Mai Paas Hona Chahte Ho To Sari Kainat Tumhee Usko Pass Karne May Lag Jati Hai Or Agar Aesa Nahi Hua To Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huee ……. Suplee Abhi Baqe Hai Mere Dost

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01 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

lets play a game

Lets Play A GAME.. Its Very Interesting.. Ready? 3 2 1 START.. Kia Start? Kameenay Parh Lay Her Waqt Khelne Ki Pari Rehti Hai. Exams Horahe Hain

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01 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

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01 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

student problem

Student Problem Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Ati Hai Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai Parhen B To Kia Parhen Har Page Pe Bachiön Ki Tasvir Nazar Ati Hai!

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01 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

After our exam our bo

Aft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song Guess.! ‘Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me’:-)

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01 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

class rooms r like

Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

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01 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

best 3 comedy lines

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life.. 1)Plzzz..Don’t Disturb I Want 2 Study! 2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library! & D Best 1 Is- 3)Sir,I Hv A Question!

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31 May 2010 ~ 0 Comments

1st line 2 be writee

“All The Answers Written Below Are Imagnary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Purely Accidental…”

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31 May 2010 ~ 0 Comments

new xam patternbr

NEW Xam Pattern:: General Students ::Ans All The Ques.. OBC :: Ans Any Ques…. SC :: Just Read All Ques ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams…

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31 May 2010 ~ 0 Comments

sachae br

=|| Sachae |||= School = Yadein Classes= Kbhi Kbhi Principl= Jani Dushman Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein Canteen= Aao Na Teacher= Makree Exams= No Entry Examnr= Sharabi Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K Result=Ghabrahat Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna

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31 May 2010 ~ 0 Comments

long backbrpeople

Long Back, People Who Sacrificd Their Sleep, Food, Laughter N Forgot Their Family Were Calld Saints. Bt Now They R Called “Students”

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