MORNING
MORNING is a good time to REMEMBER all the sweet things & all sweet persons in your LIFE so wake up with your SWEET MEMORIES !GOOD MORNING!
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The fishermen love me, ut doctors hate me
Solve this riddle:- “The Fishermen love me. But doctors hate me. Kids want 2 eat me. I am a 13 letter word, Who am I? Hint _H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_
Answer these questions instantly
Answer these questions instantly. U can’t take ur time, answer them immediately . Ok? 1:-u are participating in a race. U overtake the second person. What position are u in ? 2:-If u overtake the last person, then u are?
Asked for a kiss
Best Reply Ever By a Girl When She Is Asked For a Kiss By Her Boyfriend . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Karlo :p Just do it :p
A boy ask the girl for a kiss
True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A ‘Kiss’ And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And Allow The Boy For A ‘Kiss’ But The Boy “Kisses” On “Forehead”
New Year SMS 2012
“May ALLAH make ur year a happy one! Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain, But by strengthening you to bear it, as it comes;Not by making your path easy,But by making you sturdy to travel any path;Not by taking hardships from you, But by taking fear from your heart;Not by granting you [...]
How Guys feel sorry after hurting their girlfriend?
How Guys feel sorry aftr hurting their girlfriend 1st msg-sorry 2nd msg-sorry pls 3rd msg-jus talk 2me once baby 4th msg-pls listen na baby pls 5th msg-plz itna naraz mat ho mujse 6th msg-I’l die agar tune baat nai ki to 7th msg . . Tere jaisi 10 ladkiya rehti hai mere piche. Tu kya [...]
N.W.F.P ka matlab
1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha: Khan sahab ap q udas hai? Pathan: aj hum ko N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya Admi: wo kiya?? Udas Pathan: “NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN
How Guys feel sorry after hurting their girlfriend?
How Guys feel sorry aftr hurting their girlfriend 1st msg-sorry 2nd msg-sorry pls 3rd msg-jus talk 2me once baby 4th msg-pls listen na baby pls 5th msg-plz itna naraz mat ho mujse 6th msg-I’l die agar tune baat nai ki to 7th msg . . Tere jaisi 10 ladkiya rehti hai mere piche. Tu kya [...]
Lagta nahi kay sath nibhay ga dair talak
Lagta nahin k saath nibhaye ga dair talak Lekin wo mujh ko bhola paye ga dair talak Jo bhi kareeb aye ga us k koe bhe shakhs Ussy zaroor wo mere dastan sunaye ga dair talak Dhondy ga wo mujhy unhi galion main aek din Dhondy ga or mujh ko na paay ga dair talak [...]
Sitara Hamara qismat ka
,’,{“GAZAL”},’,=~=~=~=~=~=~= ,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’, Sitara Hamari Qismat Ka us se Mila Hi Nahi, Wo Kesy Hote Hamare, Aisa Kabhi Hua Hi Nahi, Hum Ny Apni Her Khushi Dosron Me Baant Di, Kisi Ny Hmy Kia Diya Ye Kabhi Socha Hi Nahi, Baaton Baaton Me Muhobbat Is Kadar Barh Gai, Use Ab bhulaon kese, Itna Hosla Hi Nahi, [...]
Difference between shit and oh shit
Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit: . A boy Threw a love letter to a girl . but it fell on her brother.. Shittt! . And Her brother was GAY.. Oohh ShIt
‘The POLITE Way to PEE!
”The POLITE Way to PEE!” Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom? Michael, “Just a min i hav to go pee”. Teacher: That would [...]
Wife said I’m dying
Husband texts to wife on cell.. “Hi,what r u doing Darling?” Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?” Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..” Husband: “Bloody English Language!
The most beautiful people
The most beautiful people in the world are not those with attractive faces or skinny body, but those who know how to respect the beauty of others.
Pakistani hona kitna mushkil hai
Pakistani hona bhi kitna mushkil hai, 1. Ghar me Sindhi bolo 2. School me Urdu bolo 3. Parcha English me do 4. Aur ab 2013 se class 6 se Chinese language bhi compulsory hojaegi 5. Agar mar jao to hisab kitab Arabic me hoga.
Achai aur burayi
Burayi ki misaal aisi hai jaise pahaar se neeche utarna, Ek kadam uthao to baqi uthte chalay jate hain… Aur achai ki misaal aisi hai jaise pahaar per charhna, Her kadam mushkil hota hai per manzil hamesha OONCHI hoti hai…
Dewali Message Bachay kaisay hotay hain?
Ek Larka, Larki Se Puchta Hy: Bachey Kese Hote Hyn ? Larki: Chup … ! Larka: Batao Na Plz =D Larki: Nahi Pata =@ Larka: Plz ….. !!! Larki: Thappar Pare Ga Ab Mat Pchna ..!! Larka : Aray Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata . . . . . . Bachay Shararti Hote Hyn … [...]
Kissi kay baray main bura mat kaho
(Gunah me lazat zrur hy mgr sukon nhi) (Baat alfaz ki nhi lehje ki hoti hy) (Kisi k baare me bura mat socho hosakta h wo khuda ki nazar me tumse behtr ho) (1 akela baap 7 beton ki parvarish kr skta hy Lykin 7 bete 1 baap ki khidmat nhi krskte) (Admi beemari k [...]
Dewali Message Bachay kaisay hotay hain?
Ek Larka, Larki Se Puchta Hy: Bachey Kese Hote Hyn ? Larki: Chup … ! Larka: Batao Na Plz =D Larki: Nahi Pata =@ Larka: Plz ….. !!! Larki: Thappar Pare Ga Ab Mat Pchna ..!! Larka : Aray Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata . . . . . . Bachay Shararti Hote Hyn … [...]
