fuck off
fuck off f u c k off yes fuck off ooh. dont get the wrong meaning. fuck off means: F-friend like U- u C-can K-keep O-our F-friendship F-forever..
Archive | Double meaning sms
Want A KISS
Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S U Know KISS Means K-Koi I-Intresting S-SMS S-Send Karo So KISS Me!!
college wali
college wali: masale dar office wali: narum narum muhale wali: garma garam aap kya samjhaye? may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon
oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no Dr. please jaldi karo oh no blood? oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai jaldi nikaalo na Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de
Shut Up”"”
Shut Up””” S=surprises 4 u H=happiness 4 u U=unlimited love 4 u T=true passion 4 u U=u alwayz in my mind P=praying 4 u So again.. Shut Up……
chachi ki chaat lo”
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!! Bhatija: Thik Hai. Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge. Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k “10/- me chachi ki chaat lo”
Pehlay gallay lagao
Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo phir bistar pe litaao phir neechay haath laga ke check karo agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do
*Ramdev ji ka yoga*
Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga*
Punjabi salesman bargaining wid lady
Punjabi salesman bargaining wid lady baji dopaty vichon sanu kuj ni labda, kameez vichon fair ve do lab jande ne, shalwar vich tay sanu paliyon pana painda aey.
5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka
5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka pehle se mota or xtra lamba jo aap ko day pehlay se ziada maza sakun or aram ki zamanat master ka molti foam
She Is Hot!
She Is Hot! She Is Sweet! She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss Whole World Mad 4 Her! Who! Who Is She? Do U Know? “Tea” Chai Piyo, Mast Jiyo………………………….
Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka..
Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka.. Chalo Ab Udas Mat Ho,Mein Hon Na. . . . . . . . . Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain.
ji karta he k…….
ji karta he k khara kar k ap k hath m pakra don or ap zor zor… sey hilaooo or bolo… . . . . . . . . . “” IS PARCHAM K SAYE TALE HAM IK HEIN HAM IK HEIN””
Jab meri maut ho jaye
Jab meri maut ho jaye,to mera janaza uski gali ke saamne se lejana aur jab le ke jao to mera nikal ke hiladena……..Kya? ` abe haath.
5 inch ka
5 inch ka hai, size normal hai, mazboot hai, ziyada mota bhi nahi, 2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain, lena hai to bolo, mera LG KG 195 full time masti non stop fun.
pahlay hat ma lo ph
pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mal lo phir tokh laghao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uf kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
mangta hoon to deti
mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo baloo mein phool ghulab ka
meri taref se apko
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
kuch log thodi der k
Kuch log thodi der karte hain…. Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain, aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain, tab jaakar hota hai…. unka… Mobile Charge…!
tell meis it going
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly .. stil hurtin..ahh yeh ….den lets try d other shoe madam
