Difference between shit and oh shit
Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit: . A boy Threw a love letter to a girl . but it fell on her brother.. Shittt! . And Her brother was GAY.. Oohh ShIt
Archive | November, 2011
‘The POLITE Way to PEE!
”The POLITE Way to PEE!” Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom? Michael, “Just a min i hav to go pee”. Teacher: That would [...]
Wife said I’m dying
Husband texts to wife on cell.. “Hi,what r u doing Darling?” Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?” Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..” Husband: “Bloody English Language!
The most beautiful people
The most beautiful people in the world are not those with attractive faces or skinny body, but those who know how to respect the beauty of others.
Pakistani hona kitna mushkil hai
Pakistani hona bhi kitna mushkil hai, 1. Ghar me Sindhi bolo 2. School me Urdu bolo 3. Parcha English me do 4. Aur ab 2013 se class 6 se Chinese language bhi compulsory hojaegi 5. Agar mar jao to hisab kitab Arabic me hoga.
Achai aur burayi
Burayi ki misaal aisi hai jaise pahaar se neeche utarna, Ek kadam uthao to baqi uthte chalay jate hain… Aur achai ki misaal aisi hai jaise pahaar per charhna, Her kadam mushkil hota hai per manzil hamesha OONCHI hoti hai…
Dewali Message Bachay kaisay hotay hain?
Ek Larka, Larki Se Puchta Hy: Bachey Kese Hote Hyn ? Larki: Chup … ! Larka: Batao Na Plz =D Larki: Nahi Pata =@ Larka: Plz ….. !!! Larki: Thappar Pare Ga Ab Mat Pchna ..!! Larka : Aray Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata . . . . . . Bachay Shararti Hote Hyn … [...]
Kissi kay baray main bura mat kaho
(Gunah me lazat zrur hy mgr sukon nhi) (Baat alfaz ki nhi lehje ki hoti hy) (Kisi k baare me bura mat socho hosakta h wo khuda ki nazar me tumse behtr ho) (1 akela baap 7 beton ki parvarish kr skta hy Lykin 7 bete 1 baap ki khidmat nhi krskte) (Admi beemari k [...]
Dewali Message Bachay kaisay hotay hain?
Ek Larka, Larki Se Puchta Hy: Bachey Kese Hote Hyn ? Larki: Chup … ! Larka: Batao Na Plz =D Larki: Nahi Pata =@ Larka: Plz ….. !!! Larki: Thappar Pare Ga Ab Mat Pchna ..!! Larka : Aray Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata . . . . . . Bachay Shararti Hote Hyn … [...]
Mere Asasa-e-zindagi
Ye Jo Kuch Log Hyn Mere Asasa-e-Zindagi Me… YA RABB !! Ye Jahaan Bhi Rahe’n Inhe’n Apni Rehmato’n K Saaye Mein RaKhna…!!
20 Saal pehle
20 Saal pehle ek samosa 50 paise ka tha aur ek call 8 Rupees ki thi. Aj ek call 50 paise ki hai aur ek samosa 8 Rupees ka hai, Moral: Mehngayi nahi berhi, bas rates idher udher hogaye hain
Laga do aag shehar ko
Laga k aag shehar ko ye badshah ne kaha, Utha hai dil mein tamashaay ka aaj shoq buhut!!! Jhuka k sir ko sabhi shah-parast bolay Huzoor, Shoq salam rahay – shehar aur buhut!!!
Pakistani hona kitna mushkil hai
Pakistani hona bhi kitna mushkil hai, 1. Ghar me Sindhi bolo 2. School me Urdu bolo 3. Parcha English me do 4. Aur ab 2013 se class 6 se Chinese language bhi compulsory hojaegi 5. Agar mar jao to hisab kitab Arabic me hoga.
Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton
Laws Which Newton Forgot To State LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated [...]
Heart break: Very Funny
A heartbroken lover’s emotional line turned in2 a joke by his frnds…. lover: “i want her back….. “. friends: & what about her Front.!” :p
6 keys to a good relationship
6 keys to a good relationship: Friendship, Freed0m, H0nesty, Trust, Understanding and COMMUNICATION !
Pyar mein milna zaruri nahi…
Pyaar Mein Milna Zaruri Nahi, Pyaar Mein Izhaar Bhi Zaruri Nahi, Zaruri Sirf Ehsaas Hai Jo Zindagi Sawarde, Unhe Pana Ya Na Pana Zaruri Nhi…
Pakistani hona kitna mushkil hai
Pakistani hona bhi kitna mushkil hai, 1. Ghar me Sindhi bolo 2. School me Urdu bolo 3. Parcha English me do 4. Aur ab 2013 se class 6 se Chinese language bhi compulsory hojaegi 5. Agar mar jao to hisab kitab Arabic me hoga.
Achai aur burayi
Burayi ki misaal aisi hai jaise pahaar se neeche utarna, Ek kadam uthao to baqi uthte chalay jate hain… Aur achai ki misaal aisi hai jaise pahaar per charhna, Her kadam mushkil hota hai per manzil hamesha OONCHI hoti hai…
Mujhy Wo Lakh Tarpaie Mager
Mujhy Wo Lakh Tarpaie Mager Us Shakhs Ki Khatir Mere Dil K Andhiron Main Duaain Raks Karti Hain Usay Kehna K Lout Aye Sulagti Sham Se Pehlay Kisi Ki Khushk Ankhon Main Sadaain Raks Karti Hain Khuda Janay Kaisi Kashish Hai Uski Yadon Mein Main Uska Zikar Cheroon To Hawain Raks Krti Hain…
