Pakistani hona bhi kitna mushkil hai, 1. Ghar me Sindhi bolo 2. School me Urdu bolo 3. Parcha English me do 4. Aur ab 2013 se class 6 se Chinese language bhi compulsory hojaegi 5. Agar mar jao to hisab kitab Arabic me hoga.
Pathan ne apne bhai se kaha: Tum hamari shadi me kia khaas kaam karega? Bhai: Hawai firing to sabhi karte hain, Ham khud kash DHAMAKA karega
KOI TO HOTA…. mai jis k dil ki kitaab benta mai jis ki chahet ka khawab benta mai hijr k mosem ki lembi raaton mein yaad ben ker azaab benta KOI TO HOTA….. jo meri khawahish mein uthh ker raaton ko khoob rota dukhon ki chader lapeit ker hajoom_e_dunya se door hota mai rooth jata [...]
Tu Ne Jo Chonk Kar Her Jagha Nigah Ki Hogi Mere Hi Dard-e-Mohabbat Ne Sada Di Hogi Ye Jo Moti Baraste Hey, Teri Yaad Mein Aksser Badloon Ne Meri Aankhon Ko Dua Di Hogi Jhilmillati Hooye Ek Baat Jo Sochi Mene Yaser Ne Jaake Ussay Zaroor Bata Di Hogi Zikir Aaya Jo Kabhi Mera Uss [...]
Khaali jaam liye baithe ho,un aankhon ki baat karo, Raat bahut hai, pyaas bahut hai, Baarsaton ki baat karo, Jo peekar mast huey hain un ke ziker se kya hasil Jin tak jaam nahin pahuncha hai un pyaason ki baat karo Chup rehney se kut na sakegi saadiyon lambi raat yahan, Jin yaadon se dil [...]
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don’t. Good Morning
“Deepest” feelings of my heart while praying for you , May “ALLAH” Convert Ur Discomforts To Comforts, Ur Pains To Gains, Ur Minimum To Maximum, Ur Losses To Profits, Ur Tears To Smiles, Ur Sorrows To Pleasures, Ur Bad-wishers To Well-wishers, Ur Debts To Credits, & Ur Good Dreams To Realities! And make these “Everlasting! [...]
The breeze has awakened the earth, The sun gave brightness to the earth, Birds gave melodious music to the earth, Then its the time to wish my sweet friend Good Morning
Miss me or Hate me both r in my favor, If u miss me I’ll always b in ur heart, If u hate me I’ll always b in ur mind
Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good, it’s looking great on my wrist. I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year. May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success. [...]
Lonesome without u, Each n every moments. When i am alone I close my eyes n think of u N thoughts of ur love warms Me inside n makes me smile. miss you a lot
1 charsi mizar pr gya or dua mangi “Baba g mera prize bond hr sorat nikalna chahiye da a” Wo bahir gya to os ki jaib sy Prize Bond Nikaal liya…Wo dubara Mazar par gya Aur bola: “BABA Ji, Pehley kisay kanjar di Poori Gal Samajh liya Kro te fair Action Liya Karo…
Ek Pathan Quaid-e-Azam k Mazar ja kar dua karta hai: “Mera Prize Bond Her Soorat main nikalna chahiye.” Jaise he woh Mazar se bahar aaya kisi ne uski jaib se Prize Bond nikaal liya. Woh dobara Mazar gaya aur bola: “Jinah Sahab! Pehle puri baat to samajh liya karen.”
Tu Ne Jo Chonk Kar Her Jagha Nigah Ki Hogi Mere Hi Dard-e-Mohabbat Ne Sada Di Hogi Ye Jo Moti Baraste Hey, Teri Yaad Mein Aksser Badloon Ne Meri Aankhon Ko Dua Di Hogi Jhilmillati Hooye Ek Baat Jo Sochi Mene Yaser Ne Jaake Ussay Zaroor Bata Di Hogi Zikir Aaya Jo Kabhi Mera Uss [...]
One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
Specially dedicated to boys: A kiss is like a stamp, Once u stamp a gal, she wouldn’t go anywhere else Guys r like stamp paper, jitne bhi lagao kum hai
Rain Is Irritating If You Are Getting Wet Alone!:( Pizza Is Just Some Junk Food If There Are No More Than A Pair Of Hands Picking It Up!:( Beach Is Th Dirtiest Place When There Is No One To Hold N Walk By The Side!:( Songs R Just A Time Pass If They Doesn’t Remind [...]
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. he decided to test it at dinner: Dad: Son where were you today during school hours? Son: At school (robot slaps son) …Son: Okay I went to the movies! Dad: Which one? Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!) Son: Okay I was watching [...]
A boy waz sittin wid his gf in a park, A gal waz passin frm thr , Boy startd lukin her, Gf – …Boy – [rememberd d jus drink before think *sprite* ad ] tumne dekha use wo kapde bilkul suit ni karte . . Gf – chattttaaakkkkk – bhut sprite pine lage ho ajkal
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidentally called the cricket stadium. He asks, How’s the situation? He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck :p
