A MAN in western attire went into a bar and asked for 30 martinis in a bucket. “What? Why would you want so many martinis?” questioned the bartender. “My horse likes them,” replied the cowboy, “and he’s tied to a parking meter out front dying of thirst. I want to surprise him.” So the bartender [...]
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, I shut off the engine and coast into the garage, [...]
In a restaurant, an old waiter brought a plate of consommé to a customer with soaking his thumb in the soup. The customer held his tongue. Then the waiter brought a steak with soaking his thumb in the gravy sauce. The customer kept on silent with tolerance. Last of all, the waiter brought ice cream [...]
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one very hot day. They were sweating profusely by the time they came upon a small lake with a sandy beach. Since it was a secluded spot, they left all their clothes on a big log, ran down the beach to the lake and [...]
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with air borne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the [...]
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a Frenchman, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, “Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of [...]
Superb Lines 4m a father’s diary ever n ever- “my sOn is my sOn till he gets a wife, But my daughter is my daughter til d end Of my life..”
2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now? 2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis
Read this SMS after 10 days – - – - – ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo ary kaha na nahin parhna acha chalo parh lo may be i ll be the 1st one to say !~!~ Very Very *..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK *..**
Most hurting Line by a true Love: If U will leave me, I prOmise U will cOme back Once with ur OPEN EYES to see my CLOSED EYES..!!
Everyday I get more afraid Of giving my heart away Scared of what love will bring Too nervous to hear the words you’ll say I find myself lost in you Not sure if I want to be I see the looks that you give And wonder what you see in me I don’t want my [...]
Opportunity Is Like An Ice if you think More about it It Melts
Listen to your enemy’s speech… Because your mistakes are well known by your enemies only..” -shakespeare-
A.r rehman was asked at his award function: “which is your best music?” he replied, “my next music” so let ur aim be better than before.
Jab Raat K Tanha Lamhon Mein Koi Aahat Mujh Se Kehti Hai Is Dil Mein Halchal Rehti Hai Koi Jugnu Pass Se Guzre To Koi Baat Halak Se Nikle To Main Khud Se Ulajhne Lagta Hon Phir Jaane Kya Kya Kehta Hon Phir Yaad Uski Aati Hai Phir Pal Do Pal K Lamhe Ko Yeh [...]
sahil udaas tha k samundar udass tha.. lagta tha jaise sara manzar udass tha.. loti falak se to bari dilgeer thi dua.. ek khuwb tootne per mqadarr udass tha.. phir chaand ko laga ker gale ro pardi ghata.. aisa laga tofaan bhi falak per udass tha.. meri tabahiyon per use bhi malal tha.. aaina khud [...]
Haqeeqat hay yaqeen karlo Main usko bhool kar Khush hoon Muhabbat mar chuki meri Main usko bhool kar Khush hoon, Badalti rut ki waja say tabiyat kuch hai bokhal si, Yun Maira haal na pocho Main usko bhool kar khush hoon, Tumhain kiya weham hay kyun raat bar nahi Aati, Aay Mairee neend ki paryon [...]
Ishq karne k bhi aadaab hoa karte hain, Jaagti aankhon me bhi khuwaab hoa karte hain, Har koi roukey dikhaye ye zaroori to nhi, Khushk aankhon me bhi\”Sailaab\’ Hoa karte hain..
Heart touching Story: \”Ek larki ka Boyfrnd Sunami me mar jata hai, Wo daily samandar kinare jaati or khari ho jaati Lehren aaten or uske pair bhigo kar chali jaaten, Or Wo Rote-Rote Samandar se kehti k \” Kitne bhi paaon chu lo par me tumhen kabhi maaf nhi karongi\”…..
The breeze has awakened the earth, The sun gave brightness to the earth, Birds gave melodious music to the earth, Then its the time to wish my sweet friend Good Morning
