Someone Asked Shakespeare: “U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?” He Showed Him A Calendar N Said “A Week Has 7 Days; Can U Say Which Day Is Younger, Either Sunday Or Saturday ?? So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age” Love Has No Age. -MORAL: Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
Medical Question: Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail. Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated. Types: 1 Way And 2 Way. Age: Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any [...]
A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
Nobody In The World Can Have A Crystal Clear Heart.!! Because Everyone’s Heart Has Some Scratches Scribbled By Their Dear Ones
Its Not When I Look Back, At All The Memories & Good Times We Had, Makes Me Sad, Its When U Consider Those, Memories As Nothing To you, When They Meant, Everything To Me.
Your love is unique and special, When you follow only your heart but not reasons, not rules, not what others saying, not even your own mind !!!!
A Man Asked A Sculptorist: “How Do You Make Such Beautiful Idols From Stone?” He Replied: “Idols & Images Are Already Hidden There… I Remove Unwanted Stone 0nly..!” Moral: Your HAPPINESS Is HIDDEN Within You, Just Remove Your W0RRIES!
Pray is an Amazing Exchange. u handover Your Worries to ALLAH. & Allah handsover His Blessings to You Just keep Praying and Remember me too
Wife: Aaj mere tann mann main Aag laga do, Husband ne patrol phenk kar Aag laga di, Moral : “Jazbat ka izhar Aasan alfaz main karen” FROM: Rescue 1122
2 engineer students raat me parhte huay… 1st: kitne bjy hain? 2nd: 1 pathar utha kar samne k ghar par mara…. 1 aurat nikli r boli: “kamino ab to so jao raat k 3 bje hain….”:-);-)
Khol aankh,zamee dekh,falak dekh,fiza dekh,, Us mashrik se ubharte huwe suraj ko zara dekh..{s.iqbal} ,.+””-.,.-””+.,.+””-., !!::.GööD MörñîñG.::!! Have a Nice day www.hi-sms.com
Xcellent Loce Quote !!! “I do not fear to die But My fear is tat if i die Who’ll Luv u as much as i do ??
Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!!
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
The cricketer was visiting the psychiatrist. Cricketer: ‘It’s terrible. I can’t score runs, I’m a terrible bowler, and I can’t hold a catch. What can l do? Doctor: ‘Get another job.’ Cricketer: ‘I can’t. I’m playing for India tomorrow!’
Santa Singh was watching his first ever cricket match at Mohali, and enjoyed the first 6 balls off which Ganguly scores 10 runs. Suddenly Santa gets up and walks away. Why?? Because he heard the Umpire call it ‘OVER’
The two cricketers wives were talking. ‘What does your husband do?’ ‘He’s a cricketer.’ ‘So’s mine. Who does your play for?’ ‘Well, I think it’s the United Nations. He says he’s always bowling Chinamen.’
Shoaib Akthar sent his thunderbolts whizzing past Ganguly and the wicket-keeper for boundary byes from every ball of his opening over. The captain Shoaib Malik said, ‘I think I’ll rest you for a while.’ ‘You can’t do that,’ said Akthar. I’ve just bowled a maiden over. ‘Women like that are a luxury I can’t afford [...]
