Zamane Sa Hara Ho Apni Taqdeer Par Ga Raha Ho Sawan Ma Barsat Zarore Hai Mare Zindagi Ma App Zarore Hai Tufaa Ma Kinara Zarore Hai Humay App Ko Apnana Zarore Hai Dobtay Ko Kinara Zarore Hai App Ka Hum Sa Mil Jana Zarore Hai Aaghaz Hai To Anjam Zarore Hai Mera Kismet Ma App [...]
Mere Sathi Muj ko chor chale Me Tanha hun Akash tale Mere Sathi Mere Apne the Kuch Mere b to Sapne the Mere Sapne Mere Apne the Mere Sapne Apne tor chale Me Tanha hun Akash tale Sab tori Duniya ki Rasmain Khai Sath Jine Marne Ki Qasmain Meri Mayyat hy Tyar Pari Koi use [...]
Pappu: Mom, wen I was on d bus wid Dad, he told me 2 giv up my seat 2 a lady. Jeeto: Well, u hav done d ryt thing. Pappu: Bt, I was sitting on Dad`s lap.
Man (in a Mall): I hav lost my wife, will u plz talk 2 me for a sec. Lady: Why? Man: Bcoz whenever I talk 2 ladies, she appears 4m nowhere lyk a ghost.
Some IDIOTS say: `Behind every successful man, there is a woman.` But nobody knows the fact that `Women go only behind successful men.`
Boy: Do you love me just because my father left me money and fortune? Girl: No stupid, I would love you no matter who left you the money!
Santa & Banta sending SMS 2 their GFs. Santa: May I send sms to my GF from ur cell, let`s see her reaction? Banta: No, what if she recognizes d writing.
Pappu asked 1 question and teacher got confused. Question was: Black is colour, white is also a colour but black and white is not a colour TV. Why?
Santa: The judge fined me for stealing again. Banta: Why in the world do you keep stealing? Santa: I have to steal to pay those.
Preeto: When you were in army, did they give you a commission? Santa: No, just a straight salary like everybody else.
Jeeto: I lost my case bcoz there was a woman on d jury. Preeto: Naturally, she wasn`t fascinated by ur legs. Jeeto: No, bt my lawyer was fascinated by hers.
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Love is Life, Love is Knife, It cuts our throat, till the time we thrive, sorrow and nature, don’t go aside, but smile and say, that u r my Valentine…
There’s something about Valentine’s Day that turns me on……………YOU….YOU….. I LOVE YOU ON VALENTINE’S DAY WITH ALL MY HEART………..
I’m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma & spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine Day with you. Happy Valentine’s Day.
V……is for Valentine; you are my only Valentine, A……is for I will Always be yours, L……is for Love at its most extreme, E…….is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love, N…….is for Never-ending love, T……..is for we will Always be Together forever, I……..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent, N…….is for Natures naughty way of saying [...]
DREAMING of you makes my night worth while, THINKING of you makes me smile, HAVING you is the best thing ever, and LOVING you is what i plan to do… forever. Happy Valentine’s Day.
All of my life. I have been waiting for all you give to me, when open my HEART it shows me how to love u unselfishly. I’ve dreamed of this a thousand times before, in my dreams I could not love u more, I wud still have u here until the end of time, you’re [...]
I love you more today than I did yesterday, But not as much as I will tomorrow. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I searched through books & leafed through cards, For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, But when I sat down to write, all I can write was…. I Luv U ! Happy Valentine’s Day!
