Archive | August, 2010

31 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Dadi Aap Kaun Kaun sa Mulk Ghomi Hain

Bacha apni dadi se, dadi ap kon kon se mulk ghoome hain? Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan afghanistan Bcha : ab kon sa ghoome gi ? Peche se dada bola Qabrastan:-)

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31 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Log Zaroor Tumahri Pooja Kartay

Husband: ager tum india main hoti to woh log zaroor tumhari pooja kartey, Wife: kya main husn ki devi jesi lagti hon? . Husband: nhi KALI MATA Jesi lagti ho.:-D

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31 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

”ALL IZZ WELL”

Hm to sirf murday sy lipat kar ro rahy thy !faraz! K achanak murda utha or khnay laga Bhaiya ”ALL IZZ WELL”

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31 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Aaj School say atni Jaldi aa Gayee

Maa:Aaj school say itni jaldi aagay? Son:Machar maara to teacher nay chuti day di. Maa:Aisa kiyo? Son:Machar teacher kay gaal par betha tha.

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31 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Main Shahrukh Bool Raha Hoon

Hello,Mai Shahrukh bol rha hn KON BANEGA KARORPATI se mere samne apki grl frnd bethi hai jo k bht acha khel rhi hain agli awaz unki hogi BACHAO BACHAO BACHAO

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31 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Holding your hand for ever

Do you know Why allah Has created gap betwen ur fingers? Because One day someone who really loves you, will come to fill those gaps by holding ur hand forever!

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31 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Have you ever THANKED your friends?

Have you ever THANKED your friends? For their smiles? Their hellos? Their hugs? Their taps at ur back? Their Sharing things? Their sweet kisses? Their way of calling ur name? Their talking nonstop? Their pure love? Imagine ur frndz never doing tht anymore could u bear it? “These r the ones who make life look [...]

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31 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Principal : I tried ur number so many times,

Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off…! STUDENT said :”ya. it’s my CALLER TUNE” Principal shock…! Student rocks….! B-)

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30 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Dil ko dil Say Phlay

*.__.*- Dil ko*.__.* *.__.*Dharkne se*  *.__.* pehle*.__.** *.__.*Dost ko*._.* *.__.*.__.*Dosti se pehle*.__.*.__.*._* Pyar ko Mhobat se pehLe*.__.*.__ ~kushi kö “~~  ~_~  ~~”Gam      “‘ *se pehle  *’”            “_aur” ^ ‘   “ap”kö   ~ sb sè pehlè (*Eid MÜBÄRÄK *) More Sms

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30 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Eid Mubarak 2010

Eid 2010 sms (,”) _/((\_ << (“,) _/))\_ >> <(‘,’)> )( _/  \_ (‘,’)> _/)( <”\_ <(‘,’) )(\_ _/”> “\(‘,’)/” )( <”\_ (‘,’) _/)(\_ _/”> “\(‘,’)/” )( <”\_ Zara aram se. Itna khush hone ki zarurat nhi  Hm b jante hai k aj eid ha… eid mubarak.. More Eid Sms

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30 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Wish on Eid Day

]["""" ][¤¤ ][___ I D ][\  /][ ][ \/ ][ U B A R A K MAY THIS EID BRINGS LOTS OF HAPPINESSES 4 U & UR FAMILY  Eid Mubarak Sms More Eid Sms

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30 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Wishing you happy Eid

. ” +. ” + . ” + .  “+ .    EID MUBARAK “+.”+”+”.+”.+.+”.+” Wishing you & your family Peace, Happiness, Good Health & Prosperity. More Eid Sms

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30 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Eid Mubarak Janu, Jan

**”””**”””**””””** Lovely Eid Card **”””**”””**””””** **Mohabat se** “*¤Chahat se¤*” “*~Wafa se~*” “-Khulus se-” “”>Pyar se<”” “^Jazbe se^” “¿ehtram se¿” “>Pure DIL se<” *LOVELY* *~EID~* *MUBARAK* *”JAN”* More Eid Sms

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30 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

2nd Day of Eid Mubarak

2nd day |”””””| * |   |””” ID  *   * |   “”|  MUBARAK! |   |””   *   * |   “””| * “”””””  May Allah Bless You On This Very Special Day

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30 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Mera SMS

///////////// E I D //// //MUBARiK// “””””””””” =><= is mai preshani wali kia baat hy ? ‘Mera’ SMS Jis Ko Mil Jata Hy Samjho Uski To Eid ho jati ha

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24 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

You’re not fear of Dark you

You’re not fear of Dark you are scared of whats inside it! You,re not fear of height you are scared of fallen You are not afraid of people you’re just feared of being rejected You,re not afraid of love but you’re afriad of being loved back

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24 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Mere mobile main khud kush bomb

Mere mobile main khud kush bomb dhamaka hogya hay 22 SMS moqay par halak hogaye 45 SMS shadeed zakhmi hoye 30 SMS lapata or 8 ne inbox main dam tor diya APnay SMS k atiyaat isi number par jald behjen Shukria!

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24 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Aik memon dozakh mein tha

Aik memon dozakh mein tha Kisi ne pocha memon to bohat Parheezgar hote hain ap yahan kaise MEMON: Jannat main flat mila tha rest par utha diya!

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24 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Maloon Agar hota k

Maloon Agar hota k Tijhe achay lagte hain ansoo . . . Hum Ankh ke Parde main sahil ko bitha detey

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24 August 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Hum wo nahi jo Matlab se

Hum wo nahi jo Matlab se Yadd rakhte hain Hum wo hain jo dil se pyar karte hain App ka peghaam aye ya na aye Par hum har pal intezaar karte hian

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