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Solve this riddle:-
“The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_

Answer these questions instantly.
U can’t take ur time,
answer them immediately . Ok?

1:-u are participating in a race.
U overtake the second person.
What position are u in ?

2:-If u overtake the last person, then u are?

Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
Just do it :p

True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl
For A ‘Kiss’ And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes
And Allow The Boy For A ‘Kiss’
But The Boy “Kisses” On “Forehead”

“May ALLAH make ur year a happy one! Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain, But by strengthening you to bear it, as it comes;Not by making your path easy,But by making you sturdy to travel any path;Not by taking hardships from you, But by taking fear from your heart;Not by granting you unbroken sunshine, But by keeping your face bright, even in the shadows;? “

How Guys feel sorry aftr hurting their girlfriend

1st msg-sorry

2nd msg-sorry pls

3rd msg-jus talk 2me once baby

4th msg-pls listen na baby pls

5th msg-plz itna naraz mat ho mujse

6th msg-I’l die agar tune baat nai ki to

7th msg

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Tere jaisi 10 ladkiya rehti hai mere piche.
Tu kya khudko miss world samajhti hai. Bhad me ja!

8th msg -baby I’m really sorry I was drunk last nite. . .

1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha: Khan sahab ap q udas hai?

Pathan: aj hum ko N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya

Admi: wo kiya??

Udas Pathan: “NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN

How Guys feel sorry aftr hurting their girlfriend

1st msg-sorry

2nd msg-sorry pls

3rd msg-jus talk 2me once baby

4th msg-pls listen na baby pls

5th msg-plz itna naraz mat ho mujse

6th msg-I’l die agar tune baat nai ki to

7th msg

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Tere jaisi 10 ladkiya rehti hai mere piche.
Tu kya khudko miss world samajhti hai. Bhad me ja!

8th msg -baby I’m really sorry I was drunk last nite. . .

Lagta nahin k saath nibhaye ga dair talak Lekin wo mujh ko bhola paye ga dair talak Jo bhi kareeb aye ga us k koe bhe shakhs Ussy zaroor wo mere dastan sunaye ga dair talak Dhondy ga wo mujhy unhi galion main aek din Dhondy ga or mujh ko na paay ga dair talak [...]

,’,{“GAZAL”},’,=~=~=~=~=~=~= ,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’,’, Sitara Hamari Qismat Ka us se Mila Hi Nahi, Wo Kesy Hote Hamare, Aisa Kabhi Hua Hi Nahi, Hum Ny Apni Her Khushi Dosron Me Baant Di, Kisi Ny Hmy Kia Diya Ye Kabhi Socha Hi Nahi, Baaton Baaton Me Muhobbat Is Kadar Barh Gai, Use Ab bhulaon kese, Itna Hosla Hi Nahi, [...]

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
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A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
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but it fell on her brother..
Shittt!
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And Her brother was GAY..
Oohh ShIt

”The POLITE Way to PEE!”

Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question:
Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom?
Michael, “Just a min i hav to go pee”.
Teacher: That would be rude & impolite. How about u SAM. Sam said “i realy need 2 go 2 toilet, i m sory”. Teacher, “thats beter but stil not nice to say word toilet. Oh u little Jonny can u use ur brain?
JONNY said,
“Darling,may i plz b excused for a moment?I’ve 2 shake hands with a very dear frnd of mine, whom i hope 2 introduce 2 u after diner” :-p

Husband texts to wife on cell..

“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”

Wife: I’m dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”

Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”

Husband: “Bloody English Language!

The most beautiful people
in the world are not those
with attractive faces or skinny body,
but those who know
how to respect the beauty of others.

Pakistani hona bhi kitna mushkil hai,

1. Ghar me Sindhi bolo
2. School me Urdu bolo
3. Parcha English me do
4. Aur ab 2013 se class 6 se Chinese language bhi compulsory hojaegi
5. Agar mar jao to hisab kitab Arabic me hoga.

Burayi ki misaal aisi hai jaise pahaar se neeche utarna,

Ek kadam uthao to baqi uthte chalay jate hain…

Aur achai ki misaal aisi hai jaise pahaar per charhna,

Her kadam mushkil hota hai per manzil hamesha OONCHI hoti hai…

Ek Larka, Larki Se Puchta
Hy: Bachey Kese Hote Hyn ?

Larki: Chup … !

Larka: Batao Na Plz =D

Larki: Nahi Pata =@

Larka: Plz ….. !!!

Larki: Thappar Pare Ga
Ab Mat Pchna ..!!

Larka : Aray Bewakoof Itna Bhi
Nahi Pata
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Bachay Shararti Hote Hyn … =P =D

Moral:
Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Ghalat
Hi Samajhti Hyn

(Gunah me lazat zrur hy mgr sukon nhi)

(Baat alfaz ki nhi lehje ki hoti hy)

(Kisi k baare me bura mat socho hosakta h wo khuda ki nazar me tumse behtr ho)

(1 akela baap 7 beton ki parvarish kr skta hy

Lykin 7 bete 1 baap ki khidmat nhi krskte)

(Admi beemari k dar se khana to chhor skta hy

Mgr akhirat k dar se gunah nahi)

Ek Larka, Larki Se Puchta
Hy: Bachey Kese Hote Hyn ?

Larki: Chup … !

Larka: Batao Na Plz =D

Larki: Nahi Pata =@

Larka: Plz ….. !!!

Larki: Thappar Pare Ga
Ab Mat Pchna ..!!

Larka : Aray Bewakoof Itna Bhi
Nahi Pata
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Bachay Shararti Hote Hyn … =P =D

Moral:
Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Ghalat
Hi Samajhti Hyn

Ye Jo Kuch Log Hyn Mere Asasa-e-Zindagi Me…
YA RABB !!

Ye Jahaan Bhi Rahe’n Inhe’n Apni Rehmato’n K Saaye Mein RaKhna…!!